… Oh! It’s just ESPN’s hip new NFL Draft and NCAA Football columnist Todd McShay! You can stop tazering him now trigger happy security guard that always dreamed of being a cop and is now trying to justify his exsistence by abusing his power and tazing everything and everyone that doesn’t follow your ridiculous protocols. Hey, I said stop! Your going to kill him… Mel Kiper? Why are you dressed up like a security guard?

Is it just me or is ESPN’s refusal to fire either McShay or Kiper one of the many frustrating things going on at ESPN these days. Every day it’s a battle between the two for supremecy of the NFL Draft, I mean is that even something to be proud of? You’re not even the lead columnist of a sport, just the fucking 2 days that one sport decides to allocate the players to teams in a format that trys to increase league parity. The fact that rookie salaries completely fuck over anyone picking in the top 10 is a completely different discussion for another time. Todd McShay and Mel Kiper are in a fight to the death, and it’s looking like McShay is pulling out all the dirty tricks.

Here is how this is going to pan out. McShay is the guy that ESPN want to win the job: he’s younger, not as much of a douche bag (but thats like saying a Big Mac is not as bad for  you as a McGangbang, look it up), and most importantly he’s a shitload cheaper and isn’t up for tenure. So in an effort to make sure he beats out Kiper for the 15-25 Wigger demographic, McShay went all Eminem on us. It’s NOT a good look Todd.

So before this ends with one of them wearing Miley Cyrus shirts and quoting Edward from Twlight, can we just end this and move on. Because this draft devoted fan can’t take it anymore.

Oh, and check out McShay’s top 5… it’s unoriginal and unimformative, thanks for rehashing Rivals top 5 from 2 months ago.

PS After a long delay here at BWB, for end of summer fun reasons, we will be getting back to our regular routine. Daily rantings and personal beefs spread on the internet were everyone can see that we are self involved douche bags.

- KC Roberts